🩸Summoned Out of Spite🩸
I started Sinternet Cult because I hate working as a nurse. The reality of the job couldn’t be further from the altruistic desire to help people. Healthcare is a modern-day company store... insane debt, insane hours, and no freedom. I’m chained to a nursing gig that keeps the bills paid (thanks, Sallie Mae).
One day, out of spite and desperation, I made something that actually made me laugh. For the first time in years, I felt joy. I tapped into my creative self... something healthcare never gave me. That impulse became Sinternet Cult.
Now, every order is more than just merch... it’s one step away from the grind, one step closer to freedom from the man. Welcome to the rebellion. Welcome to the Cult.
📜Decrees from the Leader📜
The Cult isn’t built on sermons… it’s stitched into symbols. Frogs, flames, and strange obelisks. Every design is part joke, part prophecy, part rebellion. Wear it, summon it… keep the weird alive in a world that wants everything the same.