🩸Summoned Out of Spite🩸
I started Sinternet Cult because I really dislike working as a nurse. The reality of the job couldn’t be further from the altruistic desire to help people. Working in Healthcare is not for the lighthearted. I’m chained to a nursing gig that keeps the bills paid (thanks, Sallie Mae).
One day, out of spite and desperation, I made something that actually made me laugh. For the first time in years, I felt joy. I tapped into my creative self... something healthcare never gave me. That impulse became Sinternet Cult.
Now, every order is more than just merch... it’s one step away from the grind, one step closer to freedom from the man. Welcome to the rebellion. Welcome to the Cult.
📜Decrees from the Leader📜
📜 These aren’t rules… they’re survival tips for thriving in a boring world.
🐸 Frogs are sacred.
☕ Coffee is communion.
💀 Memes are prophecy.
🚫 Fast fashion is heresy.
👀 Side-eye from strangers is your initiation.
🔥Meet the Mascot: Lucifurr🔥
Lucifurr isn’t here to be cute… She’s here to cause problems. She knocks over ritual candles, shreds the curtains of conformity, and occasionally pukes on the rug of the establishment. Every cult needs a trickster spirit, and ours just happens to be a winged chaos kitten.
Where Lucifurr goes, order collapses and the weird thrives. All hail the chaos, all hail the cat.
🔮 Join the Cult 🔮
🕯️ The cult isn’t just ours… it’s yours now.
😈 Whether you’re here for the memes, the mischief, or the macabre — welcome to the circle.
🔥 Light your candle, wear your weird proudly, and remember… conformity fears you.
✨ Want to spread the chaos? Become an official Sinternet Cult affiliate. Recruit the strange, share the gospel of weird, and earn your cut of the heresy.
