
Description
This ceramic coffee mug is not your grandma’s teacup... Meet the Compost the Rich Gnome Mowing a Hedge Fund Mug, a wickedly charming 15oz coffee cup for those who brew rebellion with their morning joe. It’s perfect for anyone who enjoys a large coffee mug that doubles as a subtle middle finger to the 1% while sipping in style. This mug delivers an experience that’s as smooth as your darkest thoughts.
Why You’ll Love It
☕ Large 15oz capacity means more brew, less refills... Because patience is for hedge funds, not caffeine addicts
🌈 Colorful handle mug adds a pop of anarchist flair to your daily grind
🩸 Comfortable grip mug designed for those long, plotting sessions over hot tea or coffee
💀 BPA free mug and lead-free materials keep your rituals safe and toxin-free
✨ Glossy finish mug resists stains and scratches, so it stays as sharp as your wit
🪦 Cult Note
This isn’t just ceramic drinkware... it’s your new accomplice in caffeinated chaos. Whether you’re plotting world domination or just avoiding small talk, this stylish coffee mug stands with you in solidarity and sass. Sip boldly, disrupt quietly, and remember... compost the rich, one cursed cup at a time.
Summoning & Delivery Time
🖤 Every order is conjured fresh... We don’t keep dusty piles of shirts in a warehouse. Production usually takes 2–5 business days before your relic is shipped.
📦 Once it leaves the altar, delivery times depend on your location, but for U.S. orders: typically 3–7 business days
✨ You’ll always get tracking info so you can follow your relic’s journey from our cult to your doorstep.
Materials & Care
For those who like their coffee strong, their sarcasm stronger, and their mugs built for the apocalypse.
Materials & Details
☕ Material: Glossy ceramic, Built to survive many caffeine-fueled rituals
🔥 Printing: High-quality sublimation for vibrant, long-lasting color
⚡ Safety: BPA- and lead-free (we save our toxins for the gossip)
Care (keep your relic looking fresh):
• Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended for longest life)
• Microwave safe
• Wash with warm water and mild dish soap if hand cleaning
• Avoid abrasive scrubbers or bleach
• Do not soak for long periods, summon responsibly
Reviews from the Cult
Soft shirts. Dark souls. Glowing reviews.
They came for the chaos, stayed for the comfort.