The Apple Tree Decaying Wealth Shirt is your new gothic garden statement piece, perfect for those who dig dark humor and radical roots. This shirt channels spooky gardener vibes with a skull roots design that screams eco-friendly fashion and political protest shirt energy all in one. Wear it to haunt protests, compost bins, or midnight rituals where alternative eco tops bloom.
Why You’ll Love It
🌱 Soft comfy shirt with a unisex cotton tee fit for daily rebellion
💀 Skull roots design that plants political sass deep in your style
🔥 Eco goth shirt crafted for compost activists and spooky gardeners alike
🎃 Radical botanical top perfect for folk horror t-shirt fans craving dark humor shirt flair
✨ Original artwork exclusive to Sinternet Cult, making you part of the cult of compost
🪦 Cult Note:
Ready to rot in style? This radical botanical top isn’t just a tee... It’s a manifesto stitched in shadows. Whether you’re whispering to plants or plotting plant-based justice, the Compost the Rich Shirt makes sure your roots run deep and your politics stay spooky. Join the eco cult where fashion meets folklore, and every wear is an act of rebellion. Grow better from the ashes of capitalism with Sinternet Cult’s signature dark charm.
The Apple Tree Decaying Wealth Shirt is your new gothic garden statement piece, perfect for those who dig dark humor and radical roots. This shirt channels spooky gardener vibes with a skull roots design that screams eco-friendly fashion and political protest shirt energy all in one. Wear it to haunt protests, compost bins, or midnight rituals where alternative eco tops bloom.
Why You’ll Love It
🌱 Soft comfy shirt with a unisex cotton tee fit for daily rebellion
💀 Skull roots design that plants political sass deep in your style
🔥 Eco goth shirt crafted for compost activists and spooky gardeners alike
🎃 Radical botanical top perfect for folk horror t-shirt fans craving dark humor shirt flair
✨ Original artwork exclusive to Sinternet Cult, making you part of the cult of compost
🪦 Cult Note:
Ready to rot in style? This radical botanical top isn’t just a tee... It’s a manifesto stitched in shadows. Whether you’re whispering to plants or plotting plant-based justice, the Compost the Rich Shirt makes sure your roots run deep and your politics stay spooky. Join the eco cult where fashion meets folklore, and every wear is an act of rebellion. Grow better from the ashes of capitalism with Sinternet Cult’s signature dark charm.
Production & Delivery Time
🖤 Every order is conjured fresh... We don’t keep dusty piles of shirts in a warehouse. Production usually takes 2–5 business days before your relic is shipped.
📦 Once it leaves the altar, delivery times depend on your location, but for U.S. orders: typically 3–7 business days
✨ You’ll always get tracking info so you can follow your relic’s journey from our cult to your doorstep.
🖤 Every order is conjured fresh... We don’t keep dusty piles of shirts in a warehouse. Production usually takes 2–5 business days before your relic is shipped.
📦 Once it leaves the altar, delivery times depend on your location, but for U.S. orders: typically 3–7 business days
✨ You’ll always get tracking info so you can follow your relic’s journey from our cult to your doorstep.
Materials & Care
Soft enough for sinners, durable enough for daily resurrection.
🧍♂️ Fit: Unisex cut, side-seamed for shape retention, shoulder taping for strength
🔖 Label: Tear-away neck tag for irritation-free wear
💖 Care (keep your relic looking fresh): • Machine wash cold, inside-out • Use mild detergent… no bleach • Tumble dry low or hang dry • Do not iron directly on print • No dry cleaning
Soft enough for sinners, durable enough for daily resurrection.
🧍♂️ Fit: Unisex cut, side-seamed for shape retention, shoulder taping for strength
🔖 Label: Tear-away neck tag for irritation-free wear
💖 Care (keep your relic looking fresh): • Machine wash cold, inside-out • Use mild detergent… no bleach • Tumble dry low or hang dry • Do not iron directly on print • No dry cleaning
@kkoo1982
"I love coffee and I love witchy things, so this mug is perfection. It can also go in the dishwasher, unlike some of my other fancy mugs, so that brings me even more joy."
@Jessica
"Awesome shirt, I have gotten so many compliments!"
@diegotheteacher
"The shirt fits great, perhaps running a little small, so maybe size up one size. It looked exactly like the picture and is exactly what I needed."
@kellisburkey
"Wonderful product. Wore it out today & got multiple compliments & asking where I got it. Highly recommend!"
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