"I love coffee and I love witchy things, so this mug is perfection. It can also go in the dishwasher, unlike some of my other fancy mugs, so that brings me even more joy."
"Awesome shirt, I have gotten so many compliments!"
"The shirt fits great, perhaps running a little small, so maybe size up one size. It looked exactly like the picture and is exactly what I needed."
"Wonderful product. Wore it out today & got multiple compliments & asking where I got it. Highly recommend!"
Description
The raccoon king tote is your new darkly delightful companion, merging gothic market bag vibes with a feral trash panda’s mischievous spirit. This alt fashion tote transforms everyday carry into a statement of cryptid animal tote devotion, wrapped in creepy raccoon art that screams dark humor tote energy from every stitch. Perfect for those who crave spooky season tote style all year round, it’s the punk raccoon tote that haunts your daily grind with wicked charm.
Why You’ll Love It
👑 Because a raccoon in a crown deserves royal treatment.
🌙 Double-sided art, twice the chaos, double the trashy majesty.
💀 The perfect mix of regal and ridiculous… just like your favorite cryptid.
🪄 Original Sinternet Cult design that celebrates the divine dumpster gremlin within us all.
✨ Makes a statement without saying a word... “Stay Trashy,” but make it fashion.
🪦Cult Note:
This isn’t just a bag... It’s a cursed relic for cryptid animal tote cultists who worship at the altar of weird. Carry your dark whimsy boldly and let the raccoon king reign over your spooky season... and every season after.
Summoning & Delivery Time
🖤 Every order is conjured fresh... We don’t keep dusty piles of shirts in a warehouse. Production usually takes 2–5 business days before your relic is shipped.
📦 Once it leaves the altar, delivery times depend on your location, but for U.S. orders: typically 3–7 business days
✨ You’ll always get tracking info so you can follow your relic’s journey from our cult to your doorstep.
Materials & Care
Carry your chaos in sustainable style.
Materials & Details
🧵 Fabric: 100% cotton canvas: sturdy spun fibers that hold print detail beautifully and resist daily doomscroll damage
📏 Size: 15" × 16" (flat tote)
👜 Handles: Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching. Approx. 20" total length for easy shoulder carry
🔩 Construction: Flat front/back panels (no gusset), packs flat and travels light
💖 Care (keep your relic looking fresh):
• Spot clean recommended for longest life
• If washing is needed, use gentle cold cycle, inside-out, mild detergent
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on print (turn inside-out or use a pressing cloth if needed)
• Line dry, avoid high heat
