"I love coffee and I love witchy things, so this mug is perfection. It can also go in the dishwasher, unlike some of my other fancy mugs, so that brings me even more joy."
"Awesome shirt, I have gotten so many compliments!"
"The shirt fits great, perhaps running a little small, so maybe size up one size. It looked exactly like the picture and is exactly what I needed."
"Wonderful product. Wore it out today & got multiple compliments & asking where I got it. Highly recommend!"
The Raccoon King tote brings double-sided trash-panda royalty to errands, library runs, and questionable late-night decisions. Original Sinternet Cult artwork appears on both sides of this roomy tote, giving everyday carry a little more feral ceremony.
Why you will love it
- Double-sided Raccoon King artwork
- A reusable carryall for groceries, books, and daily chaos
- Original Sinternet Cult design
- A fitting gift for raccoon devotees and dark-humor collectors
Cult note: A crown, a throne, and absolutely no interest in respectable behavior. Carry the court with you.
🖤 Every order is conjured fresh... We don’t keep dusty piles of shirts in a warehouse. Production usually takes 2–5 business days before your relic is shipped.
📦 Once it leaves the altar, delivery times depend on your location, but for U.S. orders: typically 3–7 business days
✨ You’ll always get tracking info so you can follow your relic’s journey from our cult to your doorstep.
Carry your chaos in sustainable style.
Materials & Details
🧵 Fabric: 100% cotton canvas: sturdy spun fibers that hold print detail beautifully and resist daily doomscroll damage
📏 Size: 15" × 16" (flat tote)
👜 Handles: Self-fabric handles with reinforced stitching. Approx. 20" total length for easy shoulder carry
🔩 Construction: Flat front/back panels (no gusset), packs flat and travels light
💖 Care (keep your relic looking fresh):
• Spot clean recommended for longest life
• If washing is needed, use gentle cold cycle, inside-out, mild detergent
• Do not bleach
• Do not iron directly on print (turn inside-out or use a pressing cloth if needed)
• Line dry, avoid high heat
