"I love coffee and I love witchy things, so this mug is perfection. It can also go in the dishwasher, unlike some of my other fancy mugs, so that brings me even more joy."
"Awesome shirt, I have gotten so many compliments!"
"The shirt fits great, perhaps running a little small, so maybe size up one size. It looked exactly like the picture and is exactly what I needed."
"Wonderful product. Wore it out today & got multiple compliments & asking where I got it. Highly recommend!"
The Dick Tater hat turns anti-fascist wordplay into an embroidered cap with a blunt point and a clean finish. It is protest-minded headwear for rallies, errands, and any room where authoritarian nonsense deserves a punchline.
Why you will love it
- Embroidered anti-fascist wordplay
- Available in the colors shown on this product page
- A compact statement piece for everyday wear
- Spot-clean care helps preserve the embroidery and cap shape
Cult note: Political commentary, but make it wearable. The joke lands first; the message stays.
🖤 Every order is conjured fresh... We don’t keep dusty piles of shirts in a warehouse. Production usually takes 2–5 business days before your relic is shipped.
📦 Once it leaves the altar, delivery times depend on your location, but for U.S. orders: typically 3–7 business days
✨ You’ll always get tracking info so you can follow your relic’s journey from our cult to your doorstep.
Structured, durable, and wickedly wearable for mortals and miscreants alike.
🧵 Fabric: 100% cotton twill (some colors may contain polyester); structured, breathable, and built to last through every unholy adventure
🎩 Fit: Classic 6-panel shape with reinforced stitching and pre-curved brim
🔩 Closure: Adjustable strap or snapback — one size fits most mortals
🏗️ Construction: Mid-profile crown with stitched eyelets for ventilation
💖 Care (keep your relic looking fresh):
• Spot clean only — do not machine wash or tumble dry
• Avoid bleach or harsh detergents
• Do not iron or dry clean
• Allow to air dry completely before wearing again
• Store in a cool, dry crypt away from sunlight
