"I love coffee and I love witchy things, so this mug is perfection. It can also go in the dishwasher, unlike some of my other fancy mugs, so that brings me even more joy."
"Awesome shirt, I have gotten so many compliments!"
"The shirt fits great, perhaps running a little small, so maybe size up one size. It looked exactly like the picture and is exactly what I needed."
"Wonderful product. Wore it out today & got multiple compliments & asking where I got it. Highly recommend!"
Description
The funny anti fascist cap known as the Dick Tater Hat is your go-to baseball cap for making sharp political statements with a wicked sense of humor. This embroidered red snapback crowns the world’s pettiest potato in bold white stitching, turning anti dictator merch into wearable satire that screams pro democracy hat vibes. Designed for those who laugh in the face of tyranny, this satirical protest gear blends resistance fashion accessory style with a comfy fit and long-lasting durability.
Why You’ll Love It
🔥 Sharp satire meets street-ready style... Stand out with a political parody hat that’s as bold as your beliefs
💀 Machine washable cap keeps your rebellious look fresh through every rally and roast
🌙 Embroidered red snapback delivers durability and unmistakable craftsmanship
🕯️ Anti trump baseball cap energy perfect for throwing shade at wannabe dictators
✨ Alternative streetwear that doubles as a funny political gift for your protest squad
💀 Cult Note:
Join the Sinternet Cult and wear your resistance like a crown of cursed potatoes. This isn’t just anti-dictator merch... It’s a spell of satire, stitched to haunt the halls of power and tickle your dark sense of humor. Slip on the Dick Tater Hat and let your headwear do the roasting while you keep your eyes on the prize. Stay weird, stay woke, and never forget: orange belongs on fruit, not presidents.
Summoning & Delivery Time
🖤 Every order is conjured fresh... We don’t keep dusty piles of shirts in a warehouse. Production usually takes 2–5 business days before your relic is shipped.
📦 Once it leaves the altar, delivery times depend on your location, but for U.S. orders: typically 3–7 business days
✨ You’ll always get tracking info so you can follow your relic’s journey from our cult to your doorstep.
Materials & Care
Structured, durable, and wickedly wearable for mortals and miscreants alike.
🧵 Fabric: 100% cotton twill (some colors may contain polyester); structured, breathable, and built to last through every unholy adventure
🎩 Fit: Classic 6-panel shape with reinforced stitching and pre-curved brim
🔩 Closure: Adjustable strap or snapback — one size fits most mortals
🏗️ Construction: Mid-profile crown with stitched eyelets for ventilation
💖 Care (keep your relic looking fresh):
• Spot clean only — do not machine wash or tumble dry
• Avoid bleach or harsh detergents
• Do not iron or dry clean
• Allow to air dry completely before wearing again
• Store in a cool, dry crypt away from sunlight
