Mini Marks vs Bumper Stickers
Tiny curses or big statements. Choose your weapon. Both are printed with cult-grade quality, but they serve very different destinies…
Material & Finish
UV Protection
Water Resistance
Size
Uses
🧷Mini Marks
Glossy Paper
3 x 3
Laptops and Notebooks
🚗Bumper Stickers
Vinyl w/ Laminate
UV-Resistant
Weatherproof
6 x 6
Cars and Coolers
"I love coffee and I love witchy things, so this mug is perfection. It can also go in the dishwasher, unlike some of my other fancy mugs, so that brings me even more joy."
"Awesome shirt, I have gotten so many compliments!"
"The shirt fits great, perhaps running a little small, so maybe size up one size. It looked exactly like the picture and is exactly what I needed."
"Wonderful product. Wore it out today & got multiple compliments & asking where I got it. Highly recommend!"
Description
GAY AF and undead about it.
Our favorite cartoon Reaper hops on a pastel unicorn to remind the world that Pride never dies 💀🌈
Perfect for the fabulously fatal, the rainbow-riding goths, and anyone who loves their humor dark but their colors loud.
Product Features:
🦄 Vintage rubber-hose cartoon style... Pure retro mischief
🌈 Vibrant rainbow print with bold outlines that pop on every color
💀 Bone-white lettering + occult-gold details for that Sinternet Cult glow
🕯️ Cult Note:
Even the Reaper has a soft spot for rainbows.
This relic was blessed in the sacred name of Queer Chaos... May it protect you from bad vibes, boring outfits, and anyone who says “love wins” without meaning it.
Summoning & Delivery Time
🖤 Every order is conjured fresh... We don’t keep dusty piles of shirts in a warehouse. Production usually takes 2–5 business days before your relic is shipped.
📦 Once it leaves the altar, delivery times depend on your location, but for U.S. orders: typically 3–7 business days
✨ You’ll always get tracking info so you can follow your relic’s journey from our cult to your doorstep.
Mini Marks Materials & Care
Stick ’em where they’ll behave… or where they won’t.
Materials & Details
💀 Finish: Glossy vinyl, scratch-resistant, smooth, and wickedly reflective
✂️ Cut: Kiss-cut design lets you peel your relic cleanly from the backing without harming the shape
🌈 Colors: Printed with eco-friendly inks for vivid, spellbinding hues
🧾 Adhesive: Permanent acrylic backing ... Sticks to smooth surfaces like laptops, journals, mirrors, and notebooks
Care (keep your relic looking fresh):
• Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth to remove dust
• Avoid soaking, scrubbing, or outdoor exposure
• Not weatherproof, for indoor use only
• Store flat when not in use. Protect the sticky side like your soul
Bumper Stickers Materials & Care
Built to survive rain, road trips, and regret.
🚗 Finish: Clear outdoor vinyl, smooth, flexible, and built for long-haul mischief
☀️ Protection: UV-resistant laminate rated to last 5+ years in sun, rain, or the occasional apocalypse
💧 Durability: Weather-resistant and made for indoor or outdoor summoning
🌱 Ink: Eco-solvent inks for vibrant, fade-resistant color
🧱 Surface: Best on smooth, flat areas (glass, metal, or plastic)
Care (keep your relic looking fresh):
• Apply only to clean, dry surfaces
• Avoid textured, rubberized, or porous areas
• Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth, do not scrub
• If removal is needed, warm gently to loosen adhesive (a hair dryer works like a charm)
