
Description
🎃 Four regal little familiars perched on jack-o’-lanterns, plotting your downfall (or just your morning routine).
Each side of this glossy 15oz mug shows our midnight-furred Maine Coons surrounded by swirling bats and autumn leaves... because every sip should feel like a séance in October.
☕ Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever potion keeps you human before noon.
🖤 Inside is deep black ceramic... because of course it is.
💀 Guaranteed to earn compliments from mortals and familiars alike.
✨Vibrant, double-sided print that wraps beautifully around
🎁 Great gift for:
☕ Cat lovers with a dark side
🕯️ Witches, warlocks, and caffeine cultists
🎃 Anyone who’s spooky before coffee
Summoning & Delivery Time
🖤 Every order is conjured fresh... We don’t keep dusty piles of shirts in a warehouse. Production usually takes 2–5 business days before your relic is shipped.
📦 Once it leaves the altar, delivery times depend on your location, but for U.S. orders: typically 3–7 business days
✨ You’ll always get tracking info so you can follow your relic’s journey from our cult to your doorstep.
Materials & Care
For those who like their coffee strong, their sarcasm stronger, and their mugs built for the apocalypse.
Materials & Details
☕ Material: Glossy ceramic, Built to survive many caffeine-fueled rituals
🔥 Printing: High-quality sublimation for vibrant, long-lasting color
⚡ Safety: BPA- and lead-free (we save our toxins for the gossip)
Care (keep your relic looking fresh):
• Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended for longest life)
• Microwave safe
• Wash with warm water and mild dish soap if hand cleaning
• Avoid abrasive scrubbers or bleach
• Do not soak for long periods, summon responsibly
Reviews from the Cult
Soft shirts. Dark souls. Glowing reviews.
They came for the chaos, stayed for the comfort.